Almost A Gift

I was charged with buying the gift certificate that three friends were giving to a buddy getting married. I failed completely. Since I didn't want to show up at the wedding empty handed, this is what I brought.

Portable Speakers for Outdoor Fun

A lot of people have complimented me on and asked about the portable iPod/iPhone speakers I use at poi spin meetups. I did a lot of research and think the Griffin Journi speakers offer the best combo of sound, price and size for rechargeable portable speakers. The built in folding stand/case is absolutely brilliant. And it's small enough to fit in my poi bag.

They are now discontinued but that just means you can now get them for less than $50. They don't officially support the iPhone, but they work with it just fine if you put the iPhone into Airplane mode.

HOWEVER, when the new iPhones are unveiled next month, I think there will also be a new wave of cool accessories. So unless you absolutely must get something this very minute you might want to wait.

Not As Sexy As You Might Think

The Greatest Joke Ever Told

Last night I saw the greatest joke I have ever seen. I am utterly beside myself. If I live a thousand years I'll never tell a joke this good. At a fabulous, expensive, traditional Jewish wedding, in a majestic hall filled with flowers, surrounded by gardens, for 200 of his friends and family, the groom gave a beautiful, touching, heartfelt, solemn speech about the key to a successful wedding:

Communication, Love, Integrity, Trust.

Perhaps someday I will be fortunate enough to get my own heart's desire:

A Nice Understanding Soul.

Snicker

Only In New York City ...

... do you ever to see a drag queen in full makeup, going to the airport with a suitcase, wearing a winter parka and knitting.

Untitled

Small Pox Makes Me Hallucinate

Hammer Team Rules! Arrrrr!

Rainbow People

Improv on the F Train

Box or Vase? I Can't Decide.

The Incredible Poi Duo

Thanks so much to Marius Shanzer for his fabulous Dance Parade 2009 Album including this great shot of Masae and me.

Lovely!

Rawr!

What a great day! I'm exhasted, thirsty, covered in sweat, have to pee and I couldn't be happier.

Trixie!

Sent from my iPhone.

Boogie!

Yowza!

Shake It!

Glam!

Meow!

Dance Parade!

The weather forecast has improved and the Dance Parade is on! Circus performers come join House of YES, GROUP #70. Meet Saturday, May 16, 12:30pm on 27th Street between 6th avenue and Broadway.

Bring poi, hoops and/or juggling balls. Have water. Wear sunscreen. No storage so don't burden yourself with much else.

Bring your most flashy toys. I'm bringing kite poi.

If you wanna dress up the House of YES theme is "Spirit Animals", but it's not necessary.

Come play with us! More fun to follow in Tompkins Square Park.

Remember, find GROUP #70 in the set up area.

More info here.

Facebook group here.

Call Me Master, Again

Exactly 11 months since making Sectional Bridge Master in the American Contract Bridge League I've made it to Regional Bridge Master. Whoot! That's another notch in my nerd cred!

Now comes the long slow climb to North American Bridge Master. I'm gonna get me all the hot grandma on grandma action I can handle at the next bridge tournament.

The Gay Dick Joke Set

Here's my All Gay Dick Jokes performance from last Friday's SuperEgo Comedy Showcase. I'm so happy with how this turned out.

You've Never Lived ...

... until you have streamers on a bike.

That's A Lot O' Gay

Today is the 20th anniversary of my Coming Out. That's two decades of gay, people. I'm exhausted.

To mark the occasion, here's of a photo of me at 20 years old rockin' a pair of acid washed jeans. Oh yeah! I'd tap that!

SuperFantastic SuperEgo Comedy

We got Gregg Rogell for the SuperEgo Comedy Showcase. Rock!



The SuperEgo Comedy site just got a makeover,
face lift and breast augmentation. Check it out!

Facebook

Ugh. I finally got sucked into Facebook. I need another social network like I need a third anus. Oh well. I did find a bunch of comics and poi artists so I guess it's not all bad.

Be my Facebook Friend.

It's almost as satisfying as having actual friends.

Beware the Unicycle Swiffer Brigade!

We are speedy, fierce and tidy.